Give your doorstep some personality & style. Hand painted in Canada.

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Doormat
Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Doormat
Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Doormat
Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Doormat

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Doormat
Free Gift

Regular price $60.00

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Are you a fan of the Christmas classic; National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?!

Measurements:
Standard: 17" x 29" Fits slightly smaller than any standard door width.
Large: 24" x 35" Fits slightly wider than any standard door width.

Made of 100% environmentally friendly natural coir/coco (coconut husk) fibers. 
Latex backing (naturally produced rubber) keeps mat firmly in place to prevent movement. 

Current production time is up to 1-2 weeks (and up to 4 during peak holiday seasons) as I am a one person operation hand painting your piece of door front art!

Please read the Care tab and/or our FAQ for important information about your doormat.

Sure, you can stomp on it, but we don't recommend it! Our doormats are a renewable and natural product and not meant to last a lifetime. They are hand painted with multiple layers of premium paint and sealed with a UV/water resistant sealer. Heavy foot traffic will cause the doormat to wear more quickly. The lighter the foot traffic the longer the font crispness will last. We recommend a covered entrance and keeping the doormat dry, away from direct rain/snow and salt. As the doormat is made of natural coconut husk, water will cause the doormat to swell and shed. Our doormats have a low shed level but, we do recommend giving them a shake every week or so, to loosen excess debris. If your doormat becomes soiled, give it a gentle shake or soft bristle sweep. If it becomes saturated with water, hang it to dry for a few days. Please visit our FAQ page for more information.