Fresh Out ... Ring doorbell at your own risk Doormat

Yes, you read it right. Fresh out of f#cks so, ring doorbell at your own risk. Both funny and edgy. Relatable? Then I think you've found your perfect doormat.

Measurements:
Standard: 18” x 30" Fits slightly smaller than any standard door width.
Large: 24" x 36” Fits slightly wider than any standard door width.

Layering rug not included and listed separately.

Made of 100% environmentally friendly natural coir/coco (coconut husk) fibers. 
Latex backing (naturally produced rubber) keeps mat firmly in place to prevent movement. 

Hand painted using multiple layers of premium outdoor paint and sealed with a UV/weather resistant sealer. Please keep your doormat under a covered porch as it is a 100% natural product (containing a latex backing) that will darken, retain water and shed when exposed to rain/snow.

Current production time is 1-2 weeks (and up to 4 during peak holiday seasons) as I am a one person operation hand painting your piece of door front art!

Please read the Care tab and/or our FAQ for important information about your doormat.

Sure, you can stomp on it, but we don't recommend it! Our doormats are a renewable and natural product and not meant to last a lifetime. They are hand painted with multiple layers of premium paint and sealed with a UV/water resistant sealer. Heavy foot traffic will cause the doormat to wear more quickly. The lighter the foot traffic the longer the font crispness will last. We recommend a covered entrance and keeping the doormat dry, away from direct rain/snow and salt. As the doormat is made of natural coconut husk, water will cause the doormat to swell and shed. Our doormats have a low shed level but, we do recommend giving them a shake every week or so, to loosen excess debris. If your doormat becomes soiled, give it a gentle shake or soft bristle sweep. If it becomes saturated with water, hang it to dry for a few days. Please visit our FAQ page for more information.